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Fossil 5e Smartwatch

Ultimate Smartwatch for Fitness and Functionality

I bought this Fossil 5e Smartwatch about 6 months ago to replace my Fossil Sport. (Both watches are suitable for swimming.) The watch displays the time on a bright and detailed screen and also tracks my heart rate, heart points, steps, and calories and stores them all in Google Fit.

I receive notifications for upcoming events, messages, Skype and WhatsApp chats, Amazon deliveries, and email, as well as any other notifications from my phone. The watch also functions as a barometer and altimeter, showing both current and historical data. It even serves as a compass and displays my agenda.

I can set an alarm, create appointments, and even make store payments. There is a built-in timer and stopwatch, and I can ask Google Assistant any questions and receive both visual and audio responses. The watch allows me to play music, audiobooks, and podcasts through its small speaker or Bluetooth headphone. I can also make and receive phone calls. The watch includes a calculator.

The watch also includes a map and can read directions for me. It can tell me my location and current speed. It can even tell me the distance from my golf ball to the hole. I can check the weather and view radar maps to track rain progress. I also receive flight arrival and departure updates. I can control smart home devices such as thermostats and lights. I can even watch videos and buy bus tickets and see when the next bus is coming.

-- Tom Trottier 01/25/23

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A Beginner’s Guide to Immortality / Goldfish Ghost

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A BEGINNER’S GUIDE TO IMMORTALITY: FROM ALCHEMY TO AVATARS

A Beginner’s Guide to Immortality: From Alchemy to Avatars
by Maria Birmingham, Josh Holinaty (Illustrator)
Owlkids
2015, 48 pages, 7.4 x 0.6 x 9.7 inches, Hardcover

Featuring simple, bold, and colorful illustrations, A Beginner’s Guide to Immortality examines humanity’s never-ending quest to discover the secret to eternal life. The book is categorized into five options on extending one’s life: Elixirs, Meeting Immortals, Visiting Magical Places, Patience, and The Future.

Starting with a look at historical figures such as Gilgamesh’s search for youth-restoring seaweed and Qin She Huang’s hunt for a fruit which grants eternal life, the book touches on the unsuccessful search for mythical life-extending tools like alchemical elixirs, the philosopher’s stone, and the flesh of the ningyo fish. The folkloric Moon rabbit is shown is vibrant yellow, stirring its cauldron of the Elixir Of Life.

The journey continues to mythical places where some form of a fountain of youth supposedly exists in Bimini, St. Brendan’s Island, and Tir Na Nog. A dynamic full-page illustration of a maiden soaking in a mountain stream in bold aquamarine evokes an idyllic atmosphere. Real-life places such as those in Earth’s Blue Zones occurring in Sardinia, Okinawa, and Loma Linda, California, where inhabitants regularly live to upwards of 90 years, are also investigated.

Venturing into the realms of biology and other sciences, long lived animals such as naked mole rats, planarian worms, and a jellyfish known as turritopsis dohrnii are described. A gene that centenarians may possess known as FoxO is examined. Healthy routines like eating well, regular exercise, and flossing are suggested. A humorous full-page illustration of famous literary immortals is shown, featuring amazons, wizards, Pinocchio, and Dracula.

Ending the book with options that might exist in the future, cryogenics, mummification, cloning, and inserting one’s consciousness into a digital avatar are all represented. The theory of biomechanical immortality is vividly illustrated in emerald green with an enormous robot having its puny human brain installed as pleased scientists look on. Finally, the belief in an afterlife in world religions is presented.

A Beginner’s Guide to Immortality is a lively, quick read, exploring concepts in history, science, literature, and geography, and presented in an easily digested manner. Charmingly illustrated in a blocky, comic book style, with chunky images of futuristic robots with glowing brains, medieval alchemists mixing strange chemicals, and Ponce De Leon wielding a metal detector, it’s an informative, humorous book.

– SD

GOLDFISH GHOST DOES NOT BEGIN WITH THE DEATH OF A FISH. IT BEGINS WITH THE BIRTH OF A GHOST.

Goldfish Ghost
by Lemony Snicket, Lisa Brown (Illustrator)
oaring Brook Press
2017, 40 pages, 8.4 x 10.4 inches, Hardcover

Goldfish Ghost does not begin with the death of a fish. It begins with the birth of a ghost. The wonderfully clever, silly, sweet story about a ghost in search of good company comes from husband and wife team Lemony Snicket and Lisa Brown.

Though the story is great, it’s the little details in Brown’s illustrations that make me love this book. Goldfish Ghost (and the ghosts of the sea creatures he meets) floats through the story belly-up. Tucked into the beach scene is pair of people ghosts, watching the waves in old-timey bathing suits. The subtle way in which Brown uses scrawled, faint, white line—ghost-like in its own right, like the chalked words erased from a blackboard but not really gone—is so lovely and smart, it’s probably my favorite thing about the whole book.

– Mk Smith Despres

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